Topic: Pretzel
in Forum: Anything Goes
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The match started. Ole and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. Suddenly the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded Pretzel Hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd. The coach buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
Suddenly there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd. The coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, “How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before.”
“Vell,” Ole answered, “I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nuttin’ to lose, so wid my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could.”
“So,” the coach exclaimed, “That’s what finished him off?”
“Vell not really,” Ole admitted. “You’d be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own nuts.”
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in Forum: Anything Goes
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