Topic: Private Discomforts
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Private Discomforts
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying
attention. She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just
recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher
told him to go down to the principal’s office, telephone his
mother and ask her what he should do.
He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate and found him sitting at his
desk with his penis hanging out.
“I thought I told you to call your mom!” she said.
“I did,” he said. “She told me that if I could stick it out till
noon, she’d come and pick me up from school.”
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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