Purchasing vs. leasing

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.  Assuming they had

sex every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up costing him

$26,849 per time.

Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's classy hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4,000 an hour.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would 

have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years

a $41.7 million savings.

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no

coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no b***hing and

complaining or 'honey-do' lists.  Best of all, she leaves when you're

done, and comes back when asked.  All at 1/7th the cost, and no

legal fees.

Sometimes leasing really does make more sense.