Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.  

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.  

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.  

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.  

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.'