A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The wife had
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone.


He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for
his good time to be spoiled by her not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.


The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain,
and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't
know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.



So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice"chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.


After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse
in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and
went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll tell you;I never even
danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother,
apparently he had the time of his life".

Oh yeah. She then went in the bathroom and puked.

That is the definition of "relative humidity"...Ughh....