Topic: Redneck or moron
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Lifetime MemberDeBerry, TX - USA
Joined: 2/27/2002
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Vette(s): 1971 383 Stroker- mille miglia red...5 speed
> Redneck or moron?
>
> One day, Jimmy Joe was walking downMain Street
> when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
>
> Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
>
> "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
>
> "Bobbi Sue gave it to me," Bubba replied.
>
> "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on
> ya, but a new truck?"
>
> "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We
> were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of
> nowhere. Bobbi Sue pulled off the road, put the truck
> in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked
> the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
> 'Bubba, take whatever you want!'
>
> So I took the truck!"
>
> "Bubba, you're a smart man!" Jimmy Joe said. "Them
> clothes woulda never fit you!"
>
> One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down
> when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
>
> Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
>
> "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
>
> "Bobbi Sue gave it to me," Bubba replied.
>
> "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on
> ya, but a new truck?"
>
> "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We
> were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of
> nowhere. Bobbi Sue pulled off the road, put the truck
> in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked
> the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
> 'Bubba, take whatever you want!'
>
> So I took the truck!"
>
> "Bubba, you're a smart man!" Jimmy Joe said. "Them
> clothes woulda never fit you!"
I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas... 
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That's much funnier that the version I heard, which involved an engineer and a bicycle. Same girl and her clothes.
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