One day at CCD class Sam sat behind Pam. The teacher asked: Who created this world? So, Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck with a toothpick. Pam screamed JESUS. Then the teacher asks: Who is God's son? Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck again, and she screams JESUS CHRIST. Then the teacher asks: What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child? Sam pokes Pam in the back of the neck again and Pam turned around and said if you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it in half.