Topic: Resurrection
in Forum: Anything Goes
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Lifetime MemberA Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, “I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours, you are supposed to call the doctor.”
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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I'm more worried about my "Resurrection" lasting three days..............MAN! In high school everytime a bell rang I had to walk out of class with my resurrection. Happened all the time. The old books in front as I walked to my next class. I think they were putting something in the water or sumptun!
corvette440hp
corvette440hp said: I'm more worried about my "Resurrection" lasting three days..............MAN! In high school everytime a bell rang I had to walk out of class with my resurrection. Happened all the time. The old books in front as I walked to my next class. I think they were putting something in the water or sumptun!
Probably had something to do with the cute blonde that sat in front of you in class.
Same thing used to happen to me. 
Larry
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