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Frederick, MD - USA
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Vette(s): 1969 convertible L71 427/435 4-speed black interior
RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR SOME
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass,
Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the
same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to
the Nursing Home Administrator.
'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.'
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass,
Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the
same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to
the Nursing Home Administrator.
'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.'
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