Ron and Jake

Bob died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Ron  and Jake.

The three men had always done everything together.

Ron arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Ron said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Ron said, 'Nope, ain't Bob.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Jake in to confirm the identity of the body.

Jake looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Jake said, 'No, it ain't Bob.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Jake said, 'Well, Bob had two arseholes.'

'What? He had two arseholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

There's Bob with them two arseholes.'