Barry

 

 

She hits on him and they go on a couple of dates.  He asks her to marry him...she says yes immediately.  She figures he won't last the wedding night and keel over from either a heart attack or stroke from the intense sexual action she plans on putting him through.  She thinks that's a small price to pay for being rich the rest of her life.

After their wedding ceremony, they retire to the bridal suite of one of the most expensive and luxurious hotels in Vegas.  She waits in the bed in her slinkiest neglige waiting for her new husband to emerge from the bathroom.  She just know knows by morning she'll be a rich widow.

When her new husband walks out of the bathroom, all the old guy has on is a set of earplugs, a nose clamp, rubber pool shoes and a condom.  She's never see such a sight!

"What are all those for?" she asked.

"Honey...there's three things I can't stand!" her new hubby says..."Losing traction, the smell of burning rubber and the sound of a woman screaming!"