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>A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them,
>'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
>you wild at sex.'
>
>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
>the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
>sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you
>into a sex freak?'
>
>The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after
>some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon
>as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
>something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
>
>In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
>violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
>pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
>'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
>you wild at sex.'
>
>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
>the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
>sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you
>into a sex freak?'
>
>The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after
>some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon
>as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
>something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
>
>In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
>violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
>pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!
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Oh man, you really got me on that one! Great job!



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That was funny...All he needed to say was sqeel like a pig boy!









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