>A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them, 
>'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make 
>you wild at sex.' 
> 
>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what 
>the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the 
>sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you 
>into a sex freak?' 
> 
>The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after 
>some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon 
>as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, 
>something his wife hadn't seen in many years! 
> 
>In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him 
>violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own 
>pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. 

The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet! 

Oh man, you really got me on that one!  Great job!

Pretty wicked Tony..........I liked it....keep them coming.........

That was funny...All he needed to say was sqeel like a pig boy!