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Posted: 10/7/08 1:26pm Message 1 of 4
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>A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them, 
>'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make 
>you wild at sex.' 
> 
>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what 
>the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the 
>sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you 
>into a sex freak?' 
> 
>The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after 
>some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon 
>as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, 
>something his wife hadn't seen in many years! 
> 
>In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him 
>violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own 
>pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. 


The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet! 




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Posted: 10/7/08 6:15pm Message 2 of 4
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Oh man, you really got me on that one!  Great job!
 
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Posted: 10/8/08 5:59pm Message 3 of 4
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Pretty wicked Tony..........I liked it....keep them coming.........


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Posted: 10/8/08 7:36pm Message 4 of 4
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That was funny...All he needed to say was sqeel like a pig boy!Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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