Sex v. a Ham Sandwich

A priest and a rabbi were riding next to one another on a train.  At length, the priest struck up a conversation.  “Is it still your church’s policy to forbid the eating of pork?” he asked.

“Yes,” the Rabbi answered.  “That hasn’t changed.”

“Have you ever violated that tenet?” the Priest asked.

“In fact I have,” the Rabbi admitted.  “Once I had a ham sandwich.”

The Priest fell silent, deep in thought.

“Is it still the policy of the Catholic church that priests remain celibate?” the Rabbi asked.

“Yes,” the Priest said.

“Have you ever made love to a woman?” the Rabbi asked.

“Once,” the Priest admitted, “I broke my vow of celibacy.”

The Rabbi fell silent.  The two holy men rode many minutes, both lost in their thoughts.