CHINESE SICK LEAVE:I NO COME WORK TODAY.

Wong Chow calls into work and says, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.The boss says, You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that. Two hours later Wong Chow calls in and says I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house!