Topic: Snail in a Datsun dealership
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Greer, SC - USA
Joined: 3/13/2012
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Vette(s): 1978 Black with Viking mural painted under hood AM/FM/CB radio, T-top and a 2013 Cyber Gray Grand Sport Coupe, 2LT for my daily driver
This snail had always wanted a Datsun 240Z, so one day he goes into a Datsun dealership and offers to buy the new one on the showroom floor and pay cash for it. The sales-person was delighted. However, the snail asked fo one change. He asked if the letter 'Z' could be replaced with the letter 'S', and of course the sales-person agreed. He was told to return in 2 hours. When the snail returned the emblem on the side of the car read 240-S. The snail got in and drove off. When the snail got to the first red light, two guys were standing there and watching, so when the light turned green, the snail FLOORED it and peeled out. One guy looked atthe other and said......wait for it.......here it comes......start groaning now.....the guy said "WOW....did you see that 'S' car go".
I warned you t ostart groaning!
Warning: The surgeon general has declared that it is NOT unhealthy to smoke your competition AND I just discovered that my corvette is a hybred. It burns gas and rubber!
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That was great... only thing that could be better is if he was driving a Vette!
Larry
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