My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus  got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 67% on the spelin  text and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs to class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class, and 5 points for not gettin  pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 120%.

White  dude who sit nex to me is McGee from Jaxon Mizipy. He got a 94% on the  text but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the  opressirs of 150 years ago.

Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and  Liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin da way to true eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when 
Barrac take over da healfcare in dis cuntry.