Spinster’s Will

An elderly spinster called a lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a Will prepared.  The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.  “You must understand,” the woman replied.  I’ve lived alone all my life.  I rarely see anyone, and I don’t like to go out.  Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?”  The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed to go to the spinster’s home.

 

“Please tell me what you have in assets,” the lawyer began, “and how you’d like them to be distributed under your will?”

 

“Besides the furniture and accessories you see here,” the lady replied, “I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank.”

 

“How would you like the $40,000 to be distributed?” the lawyer asked.

 

“As I told you, I’ve lived a reclusive life,” The spinster said.  “People have hardly noticed me, so I’d like them to notice now. I’d like to provide $35,000 for my funeral.”

 

“For $35,000,” the lawyer remarked, “your funeral should leave a lasting impression on everyone who ignored you in life.  So what would you like to do with the remaining $5,000?”

 

“As you know, I’ve never married,” the spinster replied.  “I’ve lived alone almost my entire life, and in fact I’ve never been with a man.  Before I die, I’d like you to use the $5,000 to arrange for a man to make love to me.”

“This is a very unusual request,” the lawyer said, “but I’ll see what I can do to arrange it and get back to you.”

 

That evening, the lawyer was at home telling his wife about the eccentric spinster and her weird request.  After thinking about how much she could do around the house with $5,000, the wife decided to try to get her husband to provide the service himself.  “You’re such a fantastic lover,” she said.  “I’ll drive you over tomorrow morning, and wait in the car until you’re finished.”

 

The next morning, she drove him to the spinster’s house and waited while he went inside.  She waited for over two hourw, in fact, but her husband didn’t come out.  He was a skillful, patient, attentive sexual partner, and he had stamina to perform again and again, but enough was enough!  Finally, she got so cross she blew the car horn.

 

Shortly, the upstairs bedroom window opened and the lawyer stuck his head out.  “Pick me up tomorrow,” he yelled.  “She’s going to let the County bury her!” 

Either he got lucky or she got lucky...............then again the wife will be the real lucky one spending all of that money.............."man"