Topic: State police dances
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Greer, SC - USA
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I was told this as a true story, but me thinks it is more urban legend:
A Highway Patrolman stopped a high society type woman for speeding. As he walked up to her car, she could see him flipping open his ticket book. So she grabbed her checkbook. After she rolled down her window, she asked him "How many tickets do I need to by for the Highway Patrolman's Ball to get out of this ticket". To LEO looked at her and replied "Ma'am, Highway Patrolmen don't have balls". When he realized what he said, he closed his book, got in his car and drove away. She sat on the shoulder for 5 more minutes trying to catch her breath from laughing!
True story...????
Urban legend...???
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Lifetime MemberProbably an urban legend, but I have come across a few that would fit that description very well. 
Larry
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