In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other
male -- both nude. These two naked statues faced each other for many, many
years.

Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "The
two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to
many people that have visited the park over the years. I am hereby
authorized by God to give you the greatest wish that can be bestowed on
you. I grant you the gift of life -- albeit as a limited offer. You have

30 minutes to do whatever your hearts desire."

And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at each

other, slowly moved their limbs about in wonderment, looked all around
and then at their own bodies and finally back at each other.

Still smiling they then ran to the nearby woods and dove behind a large
bush.

The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the giggling, bushes
rustling, groaning and twigs snapping. Even angels know of such things!
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, looking
extremely satisfied and wearing nothing but even bigger smiles than
before.

Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said to them, "You still have

fifteen minutes. Wouldn't you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it
again?"

"OH, YES!", the female statue replied. "But this time YOU hold the
pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"