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A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she said.
A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "f u c k," the Rottweiler got him!"
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "f u c k," the Rottweiler got him!"
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