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That's really something!

Posted: 2/27/14 4:51pm Message 1 of 2
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A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New
York to California.  Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at
the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots
a gas station and pulls over to the high-octane pump. 
 
"What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant. "Fill 'er up with high
test," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank,
he's looking the car up and down.  "What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I
never seen one like it before." Well," responds the driver, his chest
swelling up with pride, "This, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille." "What
all's it got in it?" asks the attendant." Well," says the driver, "It
has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun
roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk
with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering,
disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package,
and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine." "Wow," says the attendant,
"That's really something!" 
 
"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver. "That'll be
$30.17," says the attendant. The driver pulls out his money clip and
peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a
handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees. "What
are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant. "That's what I put
my balls on when I drive," says the driver. "Wow," says the attendant,
"Those Cadillac people think of everything!"



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Re: That's really something!

Posted: 2/27/14 7:03pm Message 2 of 2
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Vette(s): 2005 Daytona Sunset Orange Metallic Coupe --------------------- Sold 1974 T-top, 4 spd to BillKS
Don't really know how comfortable that would be...   Wink Embarrassed Confused 
 
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