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> At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit
> the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the
> books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy
> a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when
> there's too little left to be of any use?"
>
> "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
>
> "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's
> left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
> trap him with an unanswerable question . "We save it and send it back
> to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free
> package of plaster."
>
> "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
> the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
> leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
> "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save
> all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about
> once a year they send us a complete dick.."
> the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the
> books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy
> a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when
> there's too little left to be of any use?"
>
> "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
>
> "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's
> left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
> trap him with an unanswerable question . "We save it and send it back
> to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free
> package of plaster."
>
> "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
> the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
> leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
> "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save
> all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about
> once a year they send us a complete dick.."
I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas... 
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OK, I hope you are happy now..... I spilled my coffee all over my desk when I got to the punch line on that one....
I must admit you got me with that one!
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Great one.................but that guy is now doing time..........you can't win with them.
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