A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started

to breastfeed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,

"Come on,
eat it all up or ... I'll have

to give it to this nice man here."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding,
so she said,

"Come on, honey.

Take it or I'll give it to this nice
man here."

A few minutes later, the anxious man

blurted out,

"Come on, kid.

Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"