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Topic: The 'BIG' Insect

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The 'BIG' Insect

Posted: 4/6/12 8:31am Message 1 of 4
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Dejablu
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A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the windshield.  To hide her embarrassment, the mother turns and says to her young kids, “My what a big insect!”

  To which her 7-year-old boy says, “I’m surprised it could fly with such a huge dick.” 


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Re: The 'BIG' Insect

Posted: 4/6/12 9:18am Message 2 of 4
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Larry, I think I almost wet my pants laughing so hard. I like that one!Big smile


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Re: The 'BIG' Insect

Posted: 4/6/12 12:12pm Message 3 of 4
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That's a good one for sure.
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Re: The 'BIG' Insect

Posted: 4/7/12 3:10pm Message 4 of 4
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You just can't fool kids! Good one, Larry!
 
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