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The Blonde in Summer

Posted: 7/16/12 4:04pm Message 1 of 2
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One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for 

something cold to drink.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and 
asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde said it was hers.

'Your dog seems to be in heat', the officer said. The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shady tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread she isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning'.

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

(You're gonna love this)







The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.

 




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Re: The Blonde in Summer

Posted: 7/19/12 10:46am Message 2 of 2
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When I was a cop I would have taken issue with that joke.

As a former cop I'm also rolling on the floor laughing!



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