Topic: The Cannibal Restaurant
in Forum: Anything Goes
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Lifetime MemberTHIS IS PRICELESS (and so true)
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
Tourist: $8.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $12.50
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked why such a high price for the politicians.
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of $hit, it takes all morning."
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Larry, no truer words can be expessed! I abide 100%. Thanks for my chuckle for today!
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Good one, Larry!
Barry
in Forum: Anything Goes
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