The Chicken and the Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.  The horse falls into a

mud hole and is sinking.  He calls to the chicken to go and get the

farmer to help pull him out to safety.  The chicken runs to the farm but

the farmer can't be found.  So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to

the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.  He then throws the

other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car

forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow

again and the chicken fell into the mud hole.  The chicken yelled to the

horse to go and get some help from the farmer.  The horse said, "I think

I can stand over the hole!"  So he stretched over the width of the hole

and said, "Grab for my pecker and pull yourself up."  And the chicken

did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:  If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a

Mercedes to pick up chicks.