Topic: The diamond store
in Forum: Anything Goes
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At Thursday night happy hour, a man meets a beautiful woman. They decide to meet again the next day. To prove his sincerity he takes her to the jewelry store. He tells her, "Pick anything you want." She chooses a beautiful bracelet and the merchant says, "That will be $21,000." The gentleman explains that he does have this kind of cash on him but asks if the merchant will take a check. The merchant says, "Certainly, but we'll have to hold the bracelet until the check clears." The gentleman answers, "Yes, of course. I'll see you next week then."
The couple spent the next few days in wild romance having the most outrageous sex either of them has ever had. On Tuesday, the gentleman returns to the jewelry store. The merchant snarls, "How dare you even show your face here. Your check bounced!" The man replies, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry about that. But, I just wanted to personally thank you for the best weekend of my entire life."
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