A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to theU.S. From Dublin.  After the plane was airborne drink orders were taken by the flight attendant.
 
The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which were promptly brought and placed before him.  

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. 

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." 
 
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."