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The Four Cats

Posted: 10/25/08 8:18am Message 1 of 4
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The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

the second man was an Accountant,

the third man was a Chemist, and

the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,

'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured

exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'

The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......

ate the cookies........

drank the milk.......

sh*t on the paper.......

screwed the other three cats.......

claimed he injured his back while doing so.......

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......

put in for Workers Compensation...............and

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............

 

AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE  WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!




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Posted: 10/25/08 9:04am Message 2 of 4
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Posted: 10/25/08 10:30am Message 3 of 4
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Oh boy we are in real trouble now, the cats are even doing itLOL. Come to think of it, maybe we learned from them


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Posted: 10/25/08 4:21pm Message 4 of 4
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Sounds about right.  There were 3 city trucks and 5 workers going thru my neighborhood the other day, and all they were doing was painting fire hydrants!! 
 
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