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Topic: The funny season is upon us...

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The funny season is upon us...

Posted: 8/12/08 10:39am Message 1 of 8
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Gunslinger
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Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.

Presidential race: "If Hillary and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ... America!"

You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldnt tell if he was running for president or bartender. Jay Leno

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why doesn't Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

Q. Why wouldn't Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American. 


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Posted: 8/12/08 11:09am Message 2 of 8
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Haven't heard or seen any of those...............pretty good, Bruce!LOL


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Posted: 8/12/08 3:42pm Message 3 of 8
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And I thought this place might be a refuge from the political bickering. 
 
This can go both ways. 
 
 



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Posted: 8/12/08 4:39pm Message 4 of 8
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The funny season is upon us...

Posted: 8/12/08 7:18pm Message 5 of 8
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[QUOTE=manget1] And I thought this place might be a refuge from the political bickering.

This can go both ways.


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We have freedom of opinion here, whatever that opinion might be(within the rules of the membership agreement )...so speak up!

This could also be placed in the "Anything Goes" forum, which is really what that forum was created for, if it gets out of hand at any point.



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The funny season is upon us...

Posted: 8/13/08 5:13am Message 6 of 8
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You are right Joel...but why this website. This website is about Corvettes and the people who love them. There are plenty of other places where one can post a political comment. This is the one website I visit to get away from all the insanity surrounding me these days.

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Posted: 8/13/08 5:52am Message 7 of 8
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[QUOTE=sundew]

You are right Joel...but why this website. This website is about Corvettes and the people who love them. There are plenty of other places where one can post a political comment. This is the one website I visit to get away from all the insanity surrounding me these days.

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Wally, I agree I get enough of this stuff working in DC. Hell lets talk Corvettes and Corvette stuff. This site is where I get to get away from that CRAP. CORVETTES ROCK
 
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Posted: 8/13/08 6:20am Message 8 of 8
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Ah common, fellers! It's just a few jokes. No hard-hitting political commentary...just a little harmless fun amongst friends.



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