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The Golf fence

Posted: 6/27/11 4:06pm Message 1 of 5
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   A  little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 
bills falling out of that bag."
  
"Oh,  really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better  go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
    
Well,  now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh,  no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course.
A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.   Then I thought, 'why not make the  best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some 
guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy!  Give 
me $20, or off it comes.'
    
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK.  Good  luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the 
other bag?"


"Not everybody pays."  




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The Golf fence

Posted: 6/28/11 6:05am Message 2 of 5
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Ouch! That hurts just thinking about it!
 
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The Golf fence

Posted: 6/28/11 9:34am Message 3 of 5
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So did you pay Rodney..

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The Golf fence

Posted: 6/28/11 10:43am Message 4 of 5
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You know Rich, Im pretty tight with a buck but even I know when it makes no sense to buck the system!LOL Yea I would pay at that point.
Rodney




Re: The Golf fence

Posted: 9/24/11 12:48pm Message 5 of 5
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Yikes...................that is worth the $20.00 and then some...........at least to me...........but to my wife..........she wouldn't probably want me to waste the $20.00................Man!


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