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The Golfers

Posted: 4/22/09 7:21am Message 1 of 2
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A father, son and  grandfather went to the country club for their  weekly round of  golf.

Just as they reached the  first tee, a beautiful young blonde  woman carrying her bag of clubs approached  them.

She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away, and asked the trio whether she could join them.

Naturally, the guys all  agreed.

Smiling, the blonde thanked  them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in  a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me  anymore. If any of you want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go ahead. But I enjoy playing golf, and consider myself  pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots."

With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to hit first. 

All eyes were fastened on  her shapely behind as she bent over to place her ball on the tee.  She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the middle, right in front of the  green.

The father's mouth was  agape. "That was beautiful," he said.

The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it, and I faded it a little." After the three guys  hit their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out an eight iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the
pin.

The son said, "darn, lady, you played that perfectly."

The blonde frowned and said,  "It was a little weak, but even a soft  seven would have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt."

She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie.

Having the honors, she hit  first on the second hole, knocked the hell out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away, smack in the middle of the fairway.

For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting par or less on every  hole.

When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was 
three under, and had a very nasty 12-foot  putt on an undulating green for a par. She turned to the three guys and  said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of  chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course...

... If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole, I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some  35-year-old Single Malt Strathmill Scotch in him, fix him a steak dinner, and then show him a very good time for the rest of the night."

The yuppie son jumped at the thought!  He strolled across the green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little hump and break right into the  cup."

The father knelt down and  sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb, "Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and let it run left down that little hogback so it falls into the cup."

The old gray-haired  grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball,  picked it up, handed it to her and said, "That's a  gimme, sweetheart."

The blonde smiled and said,  "Your car or mine?"

OLD AGE AND WISDOM WILL  OVERCOME SKILL EVERY TIME!!

 




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