One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
 Physician, the King's chief doctor.  Horatio thought about this and said
 that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it
 would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.   Without pause Nick readily
 agreed to the scheme. 

 The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder  and poured a little
 bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.  Soon after she dressed, the
 itching commenced and grew intense.  Upon being summoned to the Royal
 Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen
 that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of

 itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as

 the antidote to cure the itch.

 The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.

 Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put

 into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the

 Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually

 relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

 Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment

 of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have

 cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the

 King, told him with a laugh to get lost.

 The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
 into the King's underwear.   The King immediately summoned Nick.

 The moral of the story . . . Make sure to pay your bills.