The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured
By a hostile Indian War Party.



The Indian Chief proclaimed,





"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger"...







"In honor of the Buffalo Hunt,



YOU will be sacrificed in three days."



"Before we kill you, I grant you three requests"



"What is your FIRST request?'



The Lone Ranger said,



"I'd like to speak to my horse."





The Chief nodded and Silver was brought



Before the Lone Ranger who whispered in



Silver's ear, and the horse galloped away.



Later that evening, Silver returned with



A beautiful blonde woman on his back.



As the Indian Chief watched,



The blonde entered the Lone Ranger's tent



And spent the night.






The next morning the Indian Chief admitted



That he was impressed.



"You have a very fine and loyal horse,"







But we will still kill you in two days."



"What is your SECOND request?"



The Lone Ranger again asked to speak



To his horse.





Silver came to him,



And he again whispered in the horse's ear.



As before, Silver took off and disappeared



Over the horizon.



Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,



Silver again returned,



This time with a voluptuous brunette,



Even more attractive than the blonde.






She entered the Lone Ranger's tent



And spent the night.



The following morning the Indian Chief



Said:



"You are indeed a man of many talents,"







"But we will still kill you tomorrow."



"What is your LAST request?"



The Lone Ranger responded,



"I'd like to speak to my horse - alone."



The Chief was curious, but he agreed,



And Silver was brought to



The Lone Ranger's tent.



Once they were alone,

The Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears,

Looked him square in the eye and said,

Listen Very Carefully! FOR...THE...LAST...TIME...

"BRING THE POSSE!"