THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.
 
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
 
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
 
"How long will this take?" I asked
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
 
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
 
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again. Stupid, stupid man