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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Posted: 12/5/08 3:58pm Message 1 of 5
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*****REPLACE CRAP WITH EVERYONES FAVORITE WORD S H I T!******
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ... Well, it's crap ... that's right, crap!
crap may just be the most functional word in the
English Language.

You can smoke crap, buy crap, sell crap, lose crap, find crap, forget crap, and tell others to eat crap.
Some people know their crap, while others can't tell the difference between crap and shineola.
There are lucky craps, dumb craps, and crazy craps. There is bull crap, horse crap, and chicken crap.

You can throw crap, sling crap, catch crap, shoot the crap, or duck when the crap hits the fan You can give a crap or serve crap on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep crap or be happier than a pig in crap.

Some days are colder than crap, some days are hotter than crap, and some days are just plain crapty.
Some music sounds like crap, things can look like crap, and there are times when you feel like crap.
You can have too much crap, not enough crap, the right crap, the wrong crap or a lot of weird crap.

You can carry crap, have a mountain of crap, or find yourself up crap creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to crap and other times you fall in a bucket of crap and come out smelling like a rose

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your crap, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a crap; or not do so if you don't give a crap!

Well, crap, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a crap and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of crap. But, if you happened to catch a load of crap from some crap-head...........
Well,
crap Happens!!!
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Posted: 12/5/08 6:56pm Message 2 of 5
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That pretty much sums it all up!!!


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Posted: 12/5/08 7:56pm Message 3 of 5
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That's good, William.  Thumbs%20Up  You need to also check out the "You don't know Jack" post.   It gives some information on the Jack Schitt family history, which kinda goes along with this.  Everything ya wanted to know about crap but was afraid to ask....  Wink

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Posted: 12/5/08 9:34pm Message 4 of 5
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This was part of his act at one time...funniest crap I ever done heard....


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Posted: 12/6/08 10:19pm Message 5 of 5
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[QUOTE=Dejablu]

That's good, William.  Thumbs%20Up  You need to also check out the "You don't know Jack" post.   It gives some information on the Jack Schitt family history, which kinda goes along with this.  Everything ya wanted to know about crap but was afraid to ask....  Wink

Larry
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I read that post a while ago it was good.



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