Topic: The Old Cowboy
in Forum: Anything Goes
An
old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks
and ordered a cup of
coffee.
As
he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat
down next to him.
She turned to the Cowboy and asked, 'Are
you a real
Cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking
colts,
working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,
bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on
tractors, and
feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a Cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a
lesbian.
I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in
the
morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about
women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about
women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women.'
The two sat sipping in silence...
A little
while
later, a man sat down on the other side of the old Cowboy and asked,
'Are
you a real Cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I
just
found out that I'm a Lesbian!'
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