Topic: The Old Marine
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An old Marine sporting a 2d Marine Division on his jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the old jarhead and asked, 'Are you a real Marine?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life standing up for freedom, I fought in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, I spent time as a Drill Instructor mentoring and evaluating hundreds of young men that desired to become Marines, so I guess I am a real Marine, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a le$bian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A young man sat down on the other side of the old Marine and asked: "are you a real Marine?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a le$bian.'
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the old jarhead and asked, 'Are you a real Marine?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life standing up for freedom, I fought in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, I spent time as a Drill Instructor mentoring and evaluating hundreds of young men that desired to become Marines, so I guess I am a real Marine, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a le$bian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A young man sat down on the other side of the old Marine and asked: "are you a real Marine?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a le$bian.'
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Well, I guess it's time for coming out of the closet , but I'll bet there are more lesbians here than we ever knew 
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[QUOTE=DaveM]Hey Larry when were you at Starbucks? 
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You know me, Dave, love my coffee..... 
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