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The Pet Parrot

Posted: 10/20/08 9:08am Message 1 of 2
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

“Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner.

“This bird used to live in a house of prostitution,” the owner said. “Sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”

 

The woman thought about this, but decided
she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.”

 

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, “That’s really not so bad.”

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw and said,
New house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended
but then began to laugh about the situation, 
considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.  The bird looked at him and said, “Hi, Keith.”




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The Pet Parrot

Posted: 10/20/08 5:06pm Message 2 of 2
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Good one, thanx again Larry


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