Topic: The Postman
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One Monday morning the Postman is riding through
the neighborhood on his usual route,
delivering the mail.
As he
approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the
driveway.
His wonder was
cut short by Derek, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer
and liquor bottles for the recycling bin.
'Wow Derek, looks like you guys had one
hell of a party last night,' The
Postman comments.
Derek, in obvious discomfort, replies
'Actually we had it Saturday
night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am
Sunday morning.
We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood
over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk
around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.'
The Postman thinks a moment and says, 'How
do you play WHO AM I?'
'Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and
we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our
'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women
tries to guess who it
is.'
The
Postman laughs and says, 'Sounds
like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' Derek
responded. 'Your name came up 7 times.
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Boy, that would be embarrasing!

Barry

wetvet said:
One Monday morning the Postman is riding through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by Derek, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles for the recycling bin.
'Wow Derek, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' The Postman comments.
Derek, in obvious discomfort, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.'
The Postman thinks a moment and says, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'
'Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women tries to guess who it is.'
The Postman laughs and says, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' Derek responded. 'Your name came up 7 times.
Yikes.....................it used to be the milkman...........I guess I'm a geezer!
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