The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two doctors opened an 

office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

"Dr Smith & Dr Jones, Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town Council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was not acceptable either, so

in an effort to satisfy the council , they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go. Next the tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive" Thumbs down again.

Then Came "Minds and Behinds."Still no good. Another attempt

resulted in "Lost souls and Butt Holes."Unacceptable gain. So they 

tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." No Way. "Nuts and Butts" No Way. "Freaks and Cheeks" Still no go. "Loons and Moons" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith

and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it.