A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled. “We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.   1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!  See?”

“Very good,” said her mother.

 

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G!  See?   Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, pumpkin, it’s because you’re blonde.”

 

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!”  And she lifted her tank top to reveal a spectacular pair of 36Cs.

“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

 “No honey, it’s because you're 25.”

                       

Larry, very good...any pictures to follow up on this?  

Wouldn't Smart/Blonde be an oxymoron?

I wouldn't know about the oxy part, but the moron is a given.   

I have to send that to my blonde daughter, I'm always teasing her with blonde jokes (facts).

[QUOTE=corvette440hp]Larry, very good...any pictures to follow up on this?  [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dejablu][QUOTE=corvette440hp]Larry, very good...any pictures to follow up on this?  [/QUOTE] [/QUOTE] OMG...........my eyes are falling out..........thanx