THE VIBRATOR

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a

strange buzzing noise coming from within.  Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.  Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are

you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,

and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.  Please go away and leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the

other side of the closed bedroom door.  Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'Dad I'm

thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever

get to a husband.  Please go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the

groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming 

from, of all places, the living room. She entered the room and observed her husband sitting on the couch downing a cold beer and staring at the TV. 

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What on earth are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'