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The Wedding Night

Posted: 1/11/09 11:42am Message 1 of 3
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 The Wedding Night

A couple were on their
honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride
says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I'm not a
virgin.'

The husband replies,
'That's no big thing in this day and
age.'

The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been
with one guy.'

'Oh yeah? Who was the
guy?'

'Tiger
Woods.'

'Tiger Woods the
golfer?'

'Yeah.'

'Well
he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
him.'

The husband and wife then make
passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the
telephone.

'What are you doing?' asks his
wife.

The husband says, 'I'm hungry, I was
going to call room service and get some
food.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that!' she
claims.

'Oh yeah? What would Tiger
do?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it a
second time.'

The husband puts down the
phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they
finish, he gets up and goes over to the
phone.

'What are you doing?' she
asks.

The husband says, 'I'm still hungry
so I was going to call room service to get some
food.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that,' again she
claims.

'Oh yeah? What would Tiger
do?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it a
third time.'

The guy slams down the phone
and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish
he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to
dial.

The wife asks, 'Are you calling room
service?'

'No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to
find out what's par for this darn
hole!'

 

 

 




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The Wedding Night

Posted: 1/11/09 3:29pm Message 2 of 3
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The Wedding Night

Posted: 1/11/09 9:58pm Message 3 of 3
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