You know there are so many TV channels,

each one starved for new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter

seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease,

arranged for an interview with a farmer who

might have some theories on the matter.

The interview went as follows:

The lady reporter:

I am here to collect information on the

possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.

Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said …

Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):

Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the

relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer:

Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter:

Sir, this is really valuable information,

but what about getting to the point?

Farmer:

I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,

if I was playing with your tits twice a day ....

and only screwing you once a year,

wouldn't you get mad?