Oh man.........I lost it on that one..........that's great

A Texan an two Arabs(insert any race/creed/gender here) were fighting over an old oil lamp they had found. In the scuffle, the lamp started shaking, and smoking. Out pops a Genie, and says, "Thank you for releasing me. Since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."
The first Arab says, "I wish for a country of our own, for ALL Muslims to live in peace."
POOF! A beautiful country appeared in front of them, and every Muslim on the planet was transported there .
The second Arab says, "I want a wall all the way around our beautiful new land, that reaches up to the outer reaches of the atmosphere, to keep all infidels from ever getting into our new homeland".
POOF! There was this giant wall, reaching as far as the eye could see in every direction, and all of the Muslims were inside of their compound, with no way for anyone to get in or out, and they could live amongst themselves forever with no outside influences.
Then the Genie looks at the Texan, who was laughing his ass off, and says, "What is your wish?"
The Texans asks, "So ALL of the Muslims for all over this planet are inside that enclosed compound?"
"Yes, it is true" says the Genie.
"And the walls go all the way around, and way far up almost into space?"
"Yes, Master. That was their wish, and I have granted them that...now what is YOUR wish?"
The Texan grins, and says......



"Fill that sumbitch full of water....."