> Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up
> a conversation. The Yellow Lab turned to the Chocolate Lab and said, "So why
> are you here?"
>
> The Chocolate Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa,
> the curtains, the cat, the kids.
>
> But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's
> bed."
>
> The Yellow Lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
>
> "Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Chocolate Lab. "They reckon
> it'll calm me down."
>
>
>
> The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "why are you here?"
>
> The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
> trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
>
> When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night
> when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
>
> "So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
>
> "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too", the dejected Black Lab said.
>
> The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
>
> "I'm a humper," the Yell ow Lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
> cat, a pillow, the table, and fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
> everything I see. Yesterday, the little old lady that owns me had just
> gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just
> couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away".
>
> The Black and the Chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
>
> "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"
>
> The Yellow Lab said, "No, I'm Here To Get My Nails Clipped."