> Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up > a conversation. The Yellow Lab turned to the Chocolate Lab and said, "So why > are you here?" > > The Chocolate Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, > the curtains, the cat, the kids. > > But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's > bed." > > The Yellow Lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?" > > "Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Chocolate Lab. "They reckon > it'll calm me down." > > > > The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked "why are you here?" > > The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and > trees, I dig just for the hell of it. > > When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night > when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch." > > "So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired. > > "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too", the dejected Black Lab said. > > The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked, "Why are you here?" > > "I'm a humper," the Yell ow Lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the > cat, a pillow, the table, and fence posts, whatever. I want to hump > everything I see. Yesterday, the little old lady that owns me had just > gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just > couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away". > > The Black and the Chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, > > "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?" > > The Yellow Lab said, "No, I'm Here To Get My Nails Clipped."
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