Three Hillbillies Billy Bob, Joe Bob and James Earl are sitting
on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: 'My wife sure is stupid!... She bought
an air conditioner. .'

2nd Hillbilly Joe Bob says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly Joe Bob says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid,
she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!'

1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Hillbilly Joe Bob says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly James Earl says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is
dumber than both yer wives put together! I was going
through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change,
and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Hillbillies Billy Bob and Joe Bob both say:
'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

3rd Hillbilly James Earl says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'

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