Topic: Thumb Joke
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as a man. We use 399 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
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